In the final episode of 2017, I tell you about Harambe the Gorilla and "Victor Klien" the Platypus and their plan to overthrow the Canadian Government, go over financial advice from a Velociraptor, Relationship advice, Booker T again, My old dog and her farts, why I'd be a great room mate, and so much more randomness that I can't even keep track of it all.
All about the Christmas Season, in a way that only the Element of Surprise provides.
Topics include Putting up Decorations, Frosty the Snowman being a criminal, Scrooged (starring Bill Murray), The Night before Christmas, Christmas Dinner, My favorite Christmas Movie not about Christmas, Rudolph, The Grinch, Santa pulling a "B&E", and I read some Christmas stories Element of Surprise style.
In this episode, I talk about bonding with my son, tell what I imagine are stories from the point of view of WWE commentator and Hall of Famer Booker T, find out what words mean on Urban Dictionary, wish Morgan Freeman could narrate my life, talk tattoos, implore people to bring back the 80's Glam Rock look, and yes, give a full rundown of what I feel a Robocop v Terminator film should look like.
I give update on the goings on of my part of Delmont, PA, talk Weddings, tell some Vandergrift Tales, go over how a co worker killed the fish, Explain Daylight Saving Time, and cover the Stuff it takes to be a Real Mans Man.